Monday, August 9, 2010

Caught With His Pants Down

Rumour has it that a certain BWA Talent Identification Officer along with our Chief Coach and Chief Umpire recently attended a meeting in the North West with DSR.
This on its own is no revelation however it has been reported to this editor that the BWA officer attended said meeting without his pants on. Apparently once he realised, he made a hasty retreat apologising and returned a short while later a little more appropriately dressed.
We’re not sure what made him realise he was a little short of apparel on the bottom half (so to speak). It has been reported however that the Chief Coach took about 15 minutes to gather his thoughts before he could go on with the meeting.
I don’t believe he walked through the town to the meeting, apparently it was held at the house the guys were staying at.
We are told the BWA officer is a highly motivated professional and likes to leave an impression.
Well who are we to point the bone, apparently the meeting went well and DSR were so impressed they offered even more than the guys were asking for.
Maybe TBAWA should look at this new approach next time they apply for any form of funding, lets see, Warren without his pants on, perhaps not.
I suppose if it is good enough for a past Prime Minister it is good enough for BWA.

We’re told that having left such a lasting impression with DSR our mystery man cause a little more commotion at the airport. After checking in his bags he settled down to await his flight with our two TBAWA reps when they heard him being summonsed to the check-in counter again. Apparently they looked at one another shook their heads and thought what now and moved to the opposite end of the terminal. Well when he eventually found them again the story was, a bottle of “RUBBING” alcohol broke in his bag and airport staff were a little suspicious of the odder wafting from the bag. All must have been resolved as the three were allowed to board the flight.
I’m told the boys from TBAWA took it all quite well and the only complaint they had was having sore sides from laughing so much.

Whilst we have Jason Dewey’s name we have no intention of printing it for fear of causing him any more ridicule than he has already received.
This could be one of those times when they say “what happens in Karratha stays in Karratha”

Hats off, sorry pants off to BWA, way to leave a lasting impression.

Editor Tee-Ball News
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